- He once ate nothing but olive stems for an entire year during the great olive famish of 1978
- He swam across the Mediterranean just to get a sun tan
- He drinks goat milk for the taste
- Greek Soldiers put down there cigarettes to solute him
- Yia Yia looks for his approval
- He once won a Greek dancing contest without even being there
- He’s allowed to touch the ruins when goes to the Parthenon
- He still uses Drachmas when he goes to Greece
- His middle name is OPA!
- All the plates he owns are broken.