• He once ate nothing but olive stems for an entire year during the great olive famish of 1978
• He swam across the Mediterranean just to get a sun tan
• He drinks goat milk for the taste
• Greek Soldiers put down there cigarettes to solute him
• Yia Yia looks for his approval
• He once won a Greek dancing contest without even being there
• He’s allowed to touch the ruins when goes to the Parthenon
• He still uses Drachmas when he goes to Greece
• His middle name is OPA!
• All the plates he owns are broken.