The Most Interesting Greek Guy in the World


  • He once ate nothing but olive stems for an entire year during the great olive famish of 1978
  • He once swam across the Mediterranean just to get a sun tan
  • He drinks goat milk for the taste
  • Greek Soldiers put down there cigarettes to solute him….
  • Yia Yia looks for his approval
  • he once won a greek dancing contest without even being there
  • he’s allowed to touch the ruins when goes to the Parthenon
  • he still uses Drachmas when he goes to Greece
  • His middle name is OPA
  • All the plates he owns are broken.